Daily Nuggets Cafe Lounge – Wednesday Crazed

CRAZY WEDNESDAY

This morning, when Pete walked into the cafe, he greeted us enthusiastically, “Girls, I finally got my vacuum cleaner! Ha ha.” He laughed for a minute.

“You really sound so funny about it… Is there something you want to share with us, girl?” I joked with her.

“Yes, please tell us!” Cham and Gorge were excited to hear her story.

After Tonette made our request, “Would it be all girls?”

“Yes, Tonette. Here’s my card, thank you. I’ll treat my friends this morning because I’m feeling so upbeat today.” With a wink, Pete handed his plastic one over to Tonette.

We were all ears when Pete started telling us his story…

“This morning I was brought out of my reverie by the loud and prolonged ringing of my doorbell, at first I thought it was a fire alarm! I fell out of bed and rolled on the floor… I was so nervous! I felt… Like throwing myself under a train! My God! It was really crazy and out of the ordinary!

He drank his coffee and continued…

“Without any problem I got up so fast. I thought I was in the field full of tanks and heavy artillery, so I imagined navigating my room with radar and heading for the door…

Good sir! I was in my own house…” as she rolled her eyes… “I didn’t trip over a trap, my toes weren’t twisted on a chair leg or my head hit a door… Lucky escape, I had thought of that until I found my exit door!” She paused a bit and took a bite of her chocolate mousse cake.

“And so?” The three of us couldn’t wait to hear the rest of her story…

“Then when I finally got to the door and turned the knob… oh, you wouldn’t believe it, because it was too heavy to open… like it was steel or something, but on top of that when I finally got it off the latch , I saw the villain in front of me!”

“Who was it, your ex?” I made fun of her…

She said, “No way girl! But I was confused when I saw him… I noticed my mouth dropped a little bit open… I drooled a little hahaha… He was tall, muscular and handsome. Nope!” I couldn’t believe I had just seen Michael Fassbender!, so I cleared my eyes…

Girl, it was the delivery guy with his big grin from ear to ear. He was happy that he succeeded in waking me up and finally finished his mission….she said,

“Good morning, miss. Sorry to bother you at this early hour, but I have a delivery package for you.” Pete mimicked the gruff delivery man’s voice.

“Hahahahaha”, now we all laughed…

“I didn’t say anything… He put the package on the floor, right next to my skinny-bare-feet and it was gone so fast. I was taken aback. I didn’t understand what happened… I just found myself at the door of my house freezing and without a robe.”

“What about you?” All of us are shocked.

“Yeah, I was just wearing my Calvin thong bikini, but not even a Victoria’s Secret push-up bra!” She laughed sweetly and continued, “With my hair disheveled, I went back to bed, telling myself it was just a nightmare… But it wasn’t! Really, the delivery man had won a battle but not a war… .And a bit of luck too, seeing me half-naked.After that I couldn’t sleep anymore so I imagined being assaulted by this sexy young delivery man and we had some very heavy and hot sex together…hehehe…In that brief period of time girls… wow! I came so big with my dildo…”

“Oh, you’re a really big girl,” I laughed and we all cracked up because everyone in the cafe started to get curious.

And then she continued…

“Okay… so here I am… I feel so good! Who needs men when I have my dildo, lol. Anyway, finally when I woke up, my first sight of horror was my new vacuum cleaner. Girls, No I could lie to myself… Now, I have no excuse not to do anything but take care of general cleaning of my apartment this weekend…OMG!”

We all laugh!

Pete has been divorced for 15 years. He married his oldest girlfriend at the age of 19 and divorced 2 years later. He has no children but she is a very successful and famous fashion designer in our city. She is a free-spirited and very independent woman. She is fun and always makes us happy every time she tells us about her travels and adventures. She also has many boyfriends and is very open about her sexual fantasies.